I got the gist.

My new cat looks unhappy, you think. I know, I’ll get another cat.

The rest of the Browns must be pissed knowing all you had to do was ask.

Great, so no one can get this wrong except Emmitt Smith.

I wonder where the line would be drawn. Lower case? Proper case? 

I admire your compunction.

Holy shit, you’re not fucking kidding.

Front page in the last half-hour, chronologically:

I refuse to participate in this intellectual masturbation.

If this is anything like the NFL, for the benefit of those of us who don’t follow La Liga, what’s the Jags-Bills equivalent we should expect here?

Fir fuck’s sake.

“Why would I wait five days for one pitch?”

Because managers won’t let pitchers in the rotation hit guys faster than that.

The Matrix kinda makes more sense now.

I’m not taking him seriously until he misreads his own take.

I say this as objectively as possible: This is a what’s-right-versus-what’s-legal kind of thing. No one’s speaking to fault, because that’s a less important thing. Fault is, in context of what happened, a narrow focus compared to the wider circle of what this impact means.

That fan to the right of the top photo? That’s basically me

The timing of “we have a situation downstairs” right as homeboy faceplants is immaculate.

Abhorrent.

Last generation’s worth of A’s attendance as reference. Even during the 20-game win streak season of 2002, they were only averaging 26K per game, about a 40% increase over their current paltry attendance, but this has never been a team/stadium combo which got a draw.