Hemmerling for Mitchell needs to get in on this group TD celebration.

Kinja: Delivering You The Most Mediocre Low-Hanging Fruit Since 2005

Today I learned Drunk Brian France was a thing.

Police first suspected something was amiss when France made a right turn.

Call it And15.

The smile on my face is for this season; the twitch in my eye is for remembering the 2001 Mariners. 

I think the history of WW2 and the Holocaust is fairly well known and not disputed.

+7-minute halves

“I don’t know enough about the rule to understand it right now and comment on it.”

While I can’t answer that, I can confirm it’s possible to not have that muscle development at all when you’re 41.

Nothing can stop Meyer except for a heart attack. And even then, the stopping power is fleeting, baseless, and contrived, at best.

Then Gray sort of smiled/smirked/grimaced when he got pulled from the game.

With the minimum wage exemption, the players are eyeing the leftovers.

May as well plan a parade for this one, too.

That’s a good idea. They gotta make sure to never write that one down.

While it’s the same for every Idiots video, in context, I like to imagine the mellifluous intro music as a passive-aggressive fuck you. “Not only are we enjoying our bivalves this summer, but we’re doing it to some pleasant sounds.”

A relief pitcher recording a save must preserve his team’s lead while doing one of the following:

since that immortal 30-3 Rangers win over Baltimore in 2007

You’d think towel guy would learn to not continue approaching the man after smashing and throwing rackets. Towel guy was relentless. I kinda admire towel guy. 

To be fair, Heyman originally tweeted the deal was for Briss Parched.