Two of those three hold up.

Okay, thanks, I missed the part about the catcher not having the ball, despite it explicitly being contained in the tweet. I’m an idiot (well, idioter, anyway), and carry on.

Not to start truthering the hell out of this thing, but I’m having difficulty seeing things at full speed in either replay. Is the catcher attempting to jump into the runner just before contact is made? It looks like there’s some sort of plant then some momentum leading with his left shoulder.

Absence made the shark grow fonder, I guess.

Pizza’s a hell of a drug, though.

I can say two incongruous things, too. I believe in kinja. 

Christ, not another threat of a Washington shutdown.

Hah, 15. And while there’s probably an enormous amount of utility of $20 to the average 15-year-old, the decision still stings. But that’s okay, because that pain and regret is how I reaffirm my fandom.

I got $2/hr, which is around $3.50/hr today, and it was about six hours in all.

In Buffalo, if you can believe it. Blackout rules were different, and they hadn’t sold enough tickets by a certain point in the week. So you were left with attending, or hearing Van Miller call the game on the radio (which was always a pleasure anyway).

I turned down seats to a Bills playoff game so I could earn some cash babysitting. I thought it was a great decision, considering it wasn’t going to be televised, and the Oilers were up 35-3 at the start of the third quarter.

Rovell is furiously masturbating, either way. 

We were trying to ask questions to get a better understanding, and yet they couldn’t really give us an answer. They couldn’t give us what we were looking for.

I’m looking forward to the ironic accusations of snowflakery.

Clubhouse leader for the next installment of Dead Letters right here.

I mean, we all want shit, so how wrong is it? 

I can’t get enough of this Hastily-Made Cleveland Tourism stuff.

There absolutely has to be a cell of one of these characters getting hit by a bus.

Finally, a Burneko tome that’s pro-more butt.

Take your pick.