Male uses fiancee for the female, I think. I thought it was a case of weird spelling mixups in English slang, but as usual the explanation for all stupid things in English is “it’s French”.

If I pick two large pizzas I think I’m still falling off the train.

Too bad she’s still fucking up the environment with her self-righteous smugness.

What gave her the impression her diesel engined car was a zero emission vehicle?

I feel like I could sip mimosas sitting on the tailgate watching a sunrise at the beach while my best girl runs her fingers though my mullet.

i’ve been wanting to install some rear-facing LEDs as “fuck you lights”

All I want in life is a rear facing horn to get people to get OFF MY ASS

16. Seats with built-in vacuums to suck farts out of the cushions.

I love these ads that talk about problems with the car but the fixes are “super simple”. Uh huh, so why haven’t they done them? Just not that interesting a car for the money or as a project.

You’re probably right. I got suckered by the color - I love those bright red wagons.
How ‘bout this one:

Nah that’s a late 80's or early 90's 245
Gotta go with a coffin hood turbo 245 :)

I actually put my money where my mouth is, as I have owned a 1984 Rabbit GTI for 4 years.

Are you the Charlton Heston of the National Mustang Association?

Mustangs don’t crash at Cars and Coffee. Douches driving Mustangs crash at Cars and Coffee.

Yes, and I can’t wait.

They could only muster up the courage to pull it out of the garage every so often. The laughter and taunting kept that car in SHOWROOM condition.

You had me at “For $5,500.”

“or get some dark window tent.”