I am in awe of everyone’s linguisticalization skills. These entries are all amazifying and incrediblized in their inventivity and witticality. I congratulize all of you.

Debigulate.

Belittling

Ensmallen. Seriously.

Since it’s related to engine size, I’m going with undisplacemented.

Wait, I got it! Disembiggen. Yeah.

Desmallerize sounds like you would unsmallen a something, so I am votering for enshrunken.

Must have sensed a plane flying over while coffee was being served.

aww.. when you said 300 ft of air it never occurred to me it wouldnt be straight up..

Quit complaining, this ‘buzzer circuit’ beats the old ‘clacker’ anyday - the rest is nothing but details.

I’ve gotten so lazy that I just use a handblender though. Tall mixer cup. Egg yolks & lemon juice, 1/4 teaspoon Dijon, 4 grinds black pepper. Buzz while adding microwave melted butter. Done. Quickly throw into pretty serving boat, a tiny pinch of smoked paprika for nice effect. Three minutes start to finish.

Do you think we could trust a dog with a pizza? That is like trusting me with your beer and gin.