when she explained to the local women that what he did was bad

Guys, guys.

we had a lot of calls in the office and people thought that that actually was me in the skit.

That, too.

I have an irrational and (apparently) never-ending hatred of Paula Cole, and I was never able to watch that show because of that song. I think I even put Paula Cole into my circle of Hell when we were studying Dante's Inferno in AP English. So much hate, and I have little idea why. But I'm going to go with it.

You deserve a cookie for reading that entire thing. My eyes glazed over by the TL;DR summation.

Binders full of women?

An inapt analogy if only because Congress authorized the budget knowing full well it was going to hit the debt limit, but now refuses to authorize raising it. Macroeconomics ≠ microeconomics even if the latter is easier for the public to understand.

Most believe they have to actively work towards the End of Times. That they are fulfilling their role in God's plans. It's why Bachmann's particular brand of religious crazy requires devout protection of Israel (it has to be there to be destroyed).

Or just no calling it rape, because as long as you don't use that word, it doesn't count.

Almost a literal Stairway to Heaven.

As a prominent member of the I Think Lena Dunham Is The Worst Club there are a million and one ways you can insult Lena Dunham without bringing her thighs into this.

As a contemporary of Ms. Wurtzel, I feel she needs to know: We are getting old, it happens and get over it. Also:

Straight women and gay men,

You know, given the full faith and credit clause of The Constitution if you are a member of Congress and vote against raising the debt ceiling you have certainly committed treason. And, if you are a lobbyist who is encouraging a representative to vote against it, I'm willing to bet that a good prosecutor could make a…

Well shit, time for me to close up shop. These dudes have figured it all out. Nothing says "successful relationship" like functional sociopathy and treating your significant other like the family pet.

Alright, entitled, middle-class white males, this lady is going to give you a lesson in terminology and reality.

Yeah, this went to a weird/shitty place unexpectedly fast.

It's best to assume they hate everybody, including themselves.

North Dakota's unusual in that they got Mossad agents before they got any Jews.