Dude took more shots than Rasputin.

*wonders why Deadspin doesn’t have more hockey articles*

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Just another manic Munn day.

Got a link?

Like this.

You don’t get 52 assists by doing the dirty work in the crease.

It’s too nice a day outside to come up with a bunch of oral sex jokes, so please do my job for me.

He ain’t benn down there.

“We need more of this kind of sacrifice.”

What idiot called it Bark at the Park instead of the Marge Schott Memorial Bring The Bitch Out To The Ballpark Day.

Beige Toyotas are responsible for putting way more than four people to sleep.

And that is why you got fired, Mr. Oates.

He makes you throw up your hands, sometimes,

Former goalie here.
Ovi does this little hesitation after he pulls it back while he’s behind the screen set by Boyle. I can’t place it exactly, but he pumps it while moving it forward and closes his stick on it a teeny bit to bring it back to the short side. That’s what makes this shot fucking incredible, its such an…

Ovi is a one trick pony. And it is a really good fucking trick.

You clearly haven’t watched him play this season.

that was better than anything that happened at the skills comp a few weeks back.

WYSHINSKI: [takes a shot]