AH-64 Apache?

Gaping maw of a Sarlacc pit was actually the Fleshlight's prototype. It needed a re-design.

"No, seriously, I'm stuck."

He is a man who abhors a vacuum.

You've lost another submarine?

It's more common than you think. Every one of Floyd Mayweather's opponents has punched a dick.

BONE'd

"Can we make it to the Eastern Conference Finals?"

I've seen this before .....

This is what happened when my Windows 2000 froze up on me.

If you want a taste of this, try Nitronic Rush (be patient with the link, it loads slowly). It's what Distance is based off of (created by the same team) and is still a fantastic game to this day. Plus, it's free.

You may consider Alton Brown to be a pretentious ass in some respect or other, but having tried his directly-on-the-coals method of cooking skirt/flank steak (and doing the same with some massive fred-flinstone-ain't-got-nothin'-on-these-dinosaur-sized porterhouses), I think I'll skip the grill grates and go straight…

That is the one pain with seafood frying, it seems the salinity of the food can vary throughout the year. So, unless you want to fry up a single piece before, you have to kind of guess.

When did the Lanisters start buying F-14?

I haven't seen American steel so far up a German's ass since the fall of Berlin!

Riot had a glorious URF match between actual pro teams, it was glorious.

League of Legends U.R.F. (Ultra Rapid fire) game mode isn't on here?