This looks like the adult version of those 6" no-name die cast cars you can buy at the grocery store for $5, except the die cast cars have nicer interiors.

Of all the possible criticisms of capitalism, rich people redistributing their wealth voluntarily by buying stupid shit is one of the weakest. 

The whole point of the joke is that it’s stupid to worry about the vaccine. You come off as just a scold here. 

If you’ve got $100 million, $100k is a 3am drunk Amazon buy.

Still a chump tho

This isn’t a Tucker, it’s a Yucker. Chump indeed.

Real Tuckers go for prices in the millions, so in that respect its a bargain, but I’d rather spend $30 on a nice diecast Tucker (or two depending on the scale), $30K on a really frigging nice full-size Lost in Space Robot replica that looks as good, if not better, than…

If you’ve ever sat in this interior, don’t worry about what’s in the COVID vaccine.

Hummers are always a ND at any price.

Rename the column to Would you Fuck this or Fuck That.

This thing is the bastard poster child of the International Confuckteration of Douchebros. Start here and work your way up to Harley Davidson tattoos and pissing Calvin stickers.

+1 Came for this, and this alone

The answer is the only 4 door convertible in the world with suicide rear doors.

Before anyone says Cadillac [INSERT NAME]...no.

I was pondering the lack of modern safety features, but then I realized that in the appropriate hands, this will never be driven fast enough to get into trouble. A sturdy tool for not much money. NP.

I was going to go thumbs-down on this for the price/age/ingrained dirt on everything, BUT for what it is, if you need a strictly-work vehicle, preferably not involving a lot of actual driving distance, this is maybe not a “nice” price, but respectable.

He’s overcompensating for something with those rims. 

I’m going to need a picture of the wife too.

He just means that she feels empty inside.

I have zero idea what these cars go for. Didn’t they offer a manual transmission at some point? It wouldn’t be my first pick for that price, but I’d guess the wagon fetches a premium over the sedan, and some wagon enthusiast would be willing to pay this. Reluctant nice price. 

So my 400+HP (stage 3 modded) AWD 6 speed manual 2007 V70R with 4 wheel 4 pot brembos clamping 13" rotor on all 4 corners with adjustable suspension and a 3rd row seat is worth between 9 and 10k on a good day and this 22 y/o family cruiser with a n/a “4 point great” and a slush box is worth almost $14k.....???? Has…