Came here to say that, glad you beat me to it!

Prowler... 11,702 of these PoS’s were actually sold, although no one can be found who will actually own up to buying one!

Wow! So “just in case” you hear a god-awful grinding of starter against the flywheel teeth or find that you have the clutch pedal to the floor and can’t shift...

NO DICE! umm, not running..., no title..... probably used as a Tuskaloosa outhouse by rodents and other vermin... the “patina” seems to be some sort of fungus/mold/algae.

Nah, Chrysler left it kinky, and not $2,000 leather harness outfit kinky. More like Let’s go in the alley and strap you to a dumpster kinky.

ND ..AF These cars were built to be disposable, and at that, after 5 years. I owned an 82 Aries wagon and it fit that description perfectly.

ND - at 2,000 it would be an okay deal (if insurable). Nice in may ways, but the marred title is a downer. 

EMU??? Mine got away! I understand they’re popular down in Torch’s neck o’ the woods! https://www.insider.com/eno-emu-located-in-north-carolina-after-months-2019-8

You are one serious jalop! I admire your attitude!

... or anything.  Driving sans coullotes can present other challenges, especially with the gendarmerie.

ND - This one is sad on the inside. I’m guessing that either some or all of the prior owners wore chain belts on their leather pants or they were big fans of sauerkraut - or both!

That’s the snob premium.

Should’ve skip the paint job...

ND Tired, so tired looking. Almost sad. This car is worth 2k , mebbe 2.5k. It’s a beater, don’t pretend it’s anything else.

ND - 3 strikes

NO DICE! Yesterday’s Magnum is looking better every day, compared to this price. As many have posted over the years: Old and rare does not equate to valuable.

NO DICE! Remember: Rust Never Sleeps!

NO DICE OK, In my mind’s eye, I see a poser with gold chains and backwards baseball cap at the wheel.

$2,500 today is like $1,000 was 10 years ago.  It’s about rock-bottom for a functioning car with no major issues.