Why do all the higher ups working at activision blizzard have such punchable faces? Is that a requirement for getting hired or something? The more of a jerk you look like, the higher your position sorta thing?

“Well, since the fire is out in the kitchen, the rest of the burning house should be fine now. Everyone can head back inside now.” — America’s Covid-19 response plan.

you and david’s translations are accurate

“I want to remind us all of the benefits of in-person collaboration.”

Literally every covid precaution reduction is based on the idea that with a significant portion of the population vaccinated, it becomes safe enough that for the most part, the only people in serious danger are those who can’t be vaccinated (and rely on high vaccination of others to protect them) and those who refuse…

“Leadership says, ‘Well we don’t want to articulate our strategy because we don’t want anyone to steal our strategy.’”

My genuine reaction to the headline was “because Pokemon fans seem to love getting angry about the series”.......................

My decision on whether or not to buy this game hinges entirely on whether that cat stays on all four legs in stage 3. I avoided SwSh 100% because they wanted us to be able to cosplay as our favorite starter so they all just ended up as costumed humans.

was thinking the same thing. were they dressed up as some thought-up version of those actual cultures, seems to me the outrage would have been bigger.

That would have been the complaint instead.

I don’t think anybody including the author of this piece is upset

It’s easy to have good trigger discipline when ya ain’t got any damn fingers! 

I hate that the internet gives perceived anonymity so people don’t think to check themselves before they spew vitriol.

“A girl who lives in the countryside gets into an elite private school and is excited to wear her school’s uniform.”

Isn't that what this is? Pokemon meets Monster Hunter? IDK if I want to meet anyone that would skin a Pikachu to wear its pelt...

I really wish the whole RGB lights on PCs thing will finally go away.

I always see these but nearly 40 years of muscle memory won’t let me type on one.

you wouldn’t download pants, would you?!

it is non-fungible

Is that a helmet or a chestpiece????