Oh no, they made Ganon hot.

That’s not all I am gonna want him to do

Yeah, this is terrible casting.  If you make Idris Elba Ganondorf, I’m going to be rooting for Ganon to win.

“Can we not all admit we get unreasonably horny at polygons”

“Development hell?" The game is out, and free

It’s actually more than that which they are doing, and it will feed back into the free ASCII version: there’s been some major reworks to the UI and menu system as well as a ton of cleanup and presentation of information. All in all, while this is not an engine rewrite, it’s roughly the same amount of work, and…

You can... just download it and play it right now.

Man, Anime Expo out there being good to their exhibitors/vendors/artists...I mean they’re not, apparently. Good lord, how are we still fucking about with this at this point.

Wait, what? The Tallneck uber-burst has been a major thing since the first game. Hell, it’s even a minor *plot* point in one of the cauldrons in Forbidden West

Any chance Kotaku can do its “You promised” series even without an E3?  Love seeing promises from the big companies that were kept or not.

Who would pay that much for something that’s only as powerful as a couple of gold plated gamecubes taped together?

Finally! Maybe now these tulip bulbs’ll really take off.

Ew. So THAT’s how Sonic got pregnant.

If you look real close to those rings in the chart...

Sonic Mania was all sonic fan service and it was super well received and the message they got from that is, we can make menu animation DLC. Yup.

So no. You cannot even write a single paragraph as to why axie infinity is fun.

Found the kool aid drinker.

I’ll push back on that a little. OW actually has a decent amount of ethnic diversity. 13 heroes of color (out of 32) including some less represented groups like indigenous Australians, Nigerians, and Haitians. And they do a decent amount of research for those characters, making them pretty authentic in multiple ways.…

“They better fucking explain where his big shoes went.”