So, I don’t believe—I don’t want to get into a word or a sentence feud with Daryl, with Daryl Morey, but I believe he wasn’t educated on the situation at hand, and he spoke.

Sure... if you’re making a Manhattan at home but maybe some people can’t be assed to make their own drinks. /sarcasm

Those are seriously good cherries and Manhattan as a nightcap is great. “Why I will have four fingers of bourbon, me. Thank you.”

Trump’s EU Ambassador takes the job of ensuring Ukraine never joins the EU. Fits the pattern from Brexit to Montenegro to Trump shitting on NATO at every turn; doing exactly want Putin wants.

He’s Reverend Stryker

Sadly discontinued, Dulce De Leche Cheerios were the best.

It’s because he has all his emails printed and then read to him before signing the ones he likes, so he assumes everyone else does too. He fully thinks there’s a physical binder of 30,000 pages of emails out there somewhere (in Ukraine now!) that’s the smoking gun that will finally take down Clinton.

I hate that I…

Underrated Presidential history joke right here.

One problem with the graphic: Sen. Warren sits in the front of the class so she can have an unobstructed view of the blackboard.

…he and the Patriots have, for YEARS now, circumvented the cap by paying Brady’s vanity company for contract work.

This ISN’T Jonah Ryan?

Where’s “Monopoly: End Stage Capitalism!” edition where you can only join a game already in progress, with no property and only get the starting cash (no matter what your opponents have), and if your randomly selected game token is black can only ever buy the purple or light blue properties?

Chance Card: Income taxes! Pay $100 minus 5% for each un-mortgaged property you own.

Yes. It’s good strategy when you’re ahead and your opponents are short on cash. Opt to not buy the property, then when it goes to auction buy it for $1 more than your opponent can bid. From the official rules: “Any player, including the one who declined the option to buy it at the printed…

“Losing your house to pwn the Libs 2020"

As a fan of the Orchard Park Bills and Buffalo Sabres, I approve this message.

“…who lives in a city and likes to drink imported beer…” A city can’t be a who, Patrick. As a college educated professional you should know that.

Every year I get fired up for the first five weeks of Bills football, at which point I switch gears and get fired up for the new Sabres season. Fuck me.

If the NFL made the winner of the next Madden national championship the GM of the last place team the following season it would be the greatest promotion ever. I’d buy a Play Station if they announced that.

Ha! I grew up in Olean in the 80s & 90s. That explains everything.

Anyone who actually lives in Buffalo will have a thorough opinion about whether La Divina or Taqueria Ranchos La Delicias has the best tacos. Lloyd’s taco truck has a line 50 people deep every time they so much as slow down to go around a corner. Because we do, in fact, “eat this shit in Buffalo.”