I think this defense is broadly right—but it still amounts to LeBron saying that the sensitivities of one of the world’s most brutal and repressive regimes should set boundaries on what people in the NBA say in public. Which is fuckin’ gross!

A good time to remember that Colin Kaepernick gave up his job and all the considerable perks that come with it to stand up against injustice, while LeBron James, whose legacy and bank account are both more secure, is unwilling to risk even a small fraction of future earnings to speak on one of the few world issues…

This is just fucking gross. Thats really all I can say about it.

I bought a $22 jar of Luxardo Maraschino Cherries the other day.

“You should have gone for the IPO [snap].”

I weirdly trust the Secret Service to do the right thing and provide personal protection to the former President as they escort him to his new secure living facility away from Washington DC.

He always looks like he’s about to pass legislation outlawing the X-Men.

He's been president for 32 months and it feels like 32 fucking years. 

Call me crazy, but I’m starting to get the vague sense that we may not be able to just reach across the aisle and reason with these folks.

He couldn’t even get dogs, or bees, or dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you. 

I know. It reminds me of the Joker’s henchmen — if you know the Joker is just as likely to kill you as one of his victims, why did you join his gang? Was King Tut not hiring? 

Two months from now this will be his faction’s defense of him, while they unironically tell us he should keep being president.

One way or another, the Patriots’ trip to Buffalo always leads to dildos on the field.

Between ranking Original above Honey Nut and putting Fruity at number one, I am inclined to think that you have literally no idea what you’re talking about.

My only wish is that whenever this criminal finally implodes and sinks to the bottom of the ocean, he takes that fucking DeVos with him. Fuck him, fuck her.

That ... actually makes sense, in Trump terms. He probably thinks emails are like telegrams. 

“Jack, can you come into the kitchen please....What did my husband just say to you about the potato skins? TELL ME NOW.”

First thing that came to mind when I heard he tried to call Nancy Pelosi and smooth it all over:

The luxury yacht Eclipse is owned by Israeli-Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich. I assume he is chugging out to the Great Pit of Carkoon to toss in some plebians.