His sister is Lentil.

Look no further than yesterday's article about lotus birth.

Right on. Colton's sister is Bryn, and she does pageants and has taken cheerleading lessons since she was 3.

Fire him and sex offender status. The moving the arm rest up is the most telling piece to me. Who does that if they aren't a creeper? JAIL.

Colton is NOT a hipster name. That is a white Southern suburbs name. Colton plays JV football and attends Vacation Bible School. Get with it.

My son informed me in kindergarten that his name was not "Jack", it was "Pumpkinbomb Lightningboy Jack".

When he was 4, my son informed me that neither he or his sister would be answering to the names I gave them and that I should start addressing them as "Lightningburn" and "Captain Butterfly," respectively.

Please tell me his middle name is Time.

I was being hyperbolic but thanks for the comment

I met a man named Pleasure. That's not a euphemism, he was legally named Pleasure. I took him seriously because you gotta be one tough cookie to get through childhood with a name like that.

Please tell me "Eyelet" wasn't one of the ones you liked.

If you have to ask... ;)

Can someone help me out here?

Kale?

but, pageviews.

THIS IS GREAT NEWS FOR ME.

I don't think that's fair. Would you tell a black person they can only be a black character for Halloween? You should be able to dress up as any character you want, as long as the costume/hair is good enough that people can recognize you.

No fan of gaga, but why is kelly Osborne such a jerk all the time.

If that poll doesn't tell you everything you need to know about Esquire's audience, I don't know what would.

Angela is actually the computer "nerd" on Bones.