GOD that gif makes me so happy

"200 CC'S OF MUSIC!"

I'm sitting on my couch in my dark apartment paralyzed in fear. Why did I read all of these.

His sister is Lentil.

Pretty sure he cheated on Sandra Bullock with some other woman. Also, pretty sure Sandra Bullock's husband is responsible for his own damn actions, too. Also, pretty sure she can date who she wants.

“Babes, this is delicious!” he exclaimed.“Babes, this is delicious!” he exclaimed.“Babes, this is delicious!” he exclaimed.“Babes, this is delicious!” he exclaimed.“Babes, this is delicious!” he exclaimed.“Babes, this is delicious!” he exclaimed.“Babes, this is delicious!” he exclaimed.“Babes, this is delicious!” he…

Urg I LOATHE Cameron Diaz.

Whoahwhoahwhoawhoah everyone needs to CTFD and remove the sticks from their bums about the painting. It's a beautiful painting. It's a woman sleeping, and she's naked. This article is about sleeping naked.

Basically why I don't work there anymore. The only thing worse than having to wake up hungover at 6am on Sunday morning to go to work was having to spend 45 minutes straightening my hair while hungover at 6am on Sunday before work.

Can we talk about WTF is this guy doing?

Agreed. I worked at a 5 star luxury hotel for a while, and our dress code was STRICT. Besides the mandatory uniform, we could only wear a certain kind of shoes, earrings had to be studs sized less than a quarter, natural makeup (no red lipstick, I got in trouble for even wearing pink once), hair had to be natural…

Yeah, it was some pretty formal, cookie cutter response. It's funny because the boss before the woman who took over was actually better, even though he was strict and no-nonsense. The new boss just didn't know how to run things, at all.

I was very honest in quitting my previous job, which was with a fucking CRAZY company in a fucking CRAZY department that treated it's employees like shit. I was on insurance-approved "disability leave" and my boss called me with the audacity to say that if I did not provide them with very personal details and proof of…

NO. Just no.

I never said weddings HAVE TO be extravagant and expensive. It is Italian tradition to have a big wedding - if you saw how many people are in the typical family, you'd get it. I personally think weddings are a stupid industry that bank off archaic ceremonies. I was explaining an Italian tradition. It has nothing to do…

I'm Italian. We have big weddings. If relatives DON'T shower the bride and groom with cash, it's considered tacky and a faux pas. I'm all for cash. Weddings are expensive as shit, and so is life.

lol

LOLing @ your snobbery.