Well, if you're like me, and you were born and raised here, your whole family's here, your well-paying job (and your SO's) is here, it's hard to leave. If I hadn't found my current job, I'd have considered moving out of the state, but I'd have had to convince my partner to quit his job and relocate, too. And it's not…

That man is the face of sadness and death-grip masturbation.

You should have gone to the bathroom and said "I'll send you something too", then sent him a picture of a bigger dick.

Is she really that popular, because I've never heard of herbivore.

Another Shaun Sperling?

Why are you still replying to me? You made your misogynistic views clear the first time. No need to repeat it.

It doesn't really matter that you're "liberal, sexually open" or whatever you want to call yourself.

"it's cool"

I don't get it, they both have curves. In fact everyone has curves because we are not made of blocks.

I didn't spasm at the potty training part, but I did (and will continue to) spasm whenever I encounter a "mommy blog." So self-absorbed, smug, and stupid. I'm glad she fulfilled her dream of doing something her body (and every other woman's body) is innately designed to do, but some of us have less predictable, more…

Yo, I mean, I'm not judging and you gotta go for whatever makes you happy, but this man right there.. He is a fish. Just saying.

Some of the hottest sex I've had was with men who were dumb as rocks.

Oh please, he was also driving to work after so he could have easily been in work mode already. But keep judging the poor guy, makes you look really good.

I like this idea, just put anything that you use daily next to your kid and you'll never forget them again.

He probably did think about the baby. He probably thought about the baby being at daycare.

If you have Glass, buy a vowel and a consonant and get that shit to be Glasses.

My Gramma already as ones like those; they fit over your bifocals or glasses for when you're driving. They sell them at the gas station, minus the asshole-computer thingy, for ten bucks.

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