I feel like stripping the entirety of someone's lower body in one piece is actually a pretty amazing skill.... THAT NO ONE SHOULD EVER HAVE A USE FOR.

check it out, it has toes on it like those weird shoes.

"I am sad that their love is no longer but also free this weekend if Orlando Bloom is interested."

I'm a Jessica too, and my sister is a Jennifer. Mom really did a great job. Hate my name, hate it so so much.

Gus makes me think of Breaking Bad

Kindergarten, all the Jaydens are under the age of 10.

"This is our new baby boy, Walter." — Nobody in at least 25 years.

(Beware, the Breaking Bad tributes are coming.)

First of all, he is annoying as shit and his speech was stupid. Second, if I were Al Roker and he ripped my microphone out my hand like that, he would have spent the rest of his day trying to pull it out of his ass.

Check out banner, Michael!

My guess is this hunk of handsome man

All the damn -ayden names. So many, and I hate them all. Every person I know that had a kid already named them some form of it. It's a conspiracy, I swear.

Must. Kill. Michael.

I'm shocked super J'Biblical Michelle Duggar never got the "Jacob" memo.

I can not believe this asshole started with "You're not here to talk about your work..." "You're here today because it's our anniversary." WHAT A DICK. Its more likely that she got asked to be on the show to talk about her work and this asshole decided he would showboat. He could have at least waited until she was…

God, he sounds like he's calling a fucking football game.

This is...really cringe-worthy. I got uncomfortable as soon as he GRABBED the microphone out of Al Roker's hands, then I had to pause it to collect my second-hand embarrassment.

His proposal is all about him "I had a dream that I would meet you and I would be able to propose and I would be able to stand here . . . "

I believe this is the best headline I have ever read.

Apparently you do not know a lot of vertebrates.