Annie Leibovitz and *me* ! Annie Leibovitz and *me*, goddammit!!

Oh, my statement also applies to everyone else, from the pope on down.

Dear the entire Catholic church,

Please do not ever open your fucking mouth ever fucking again on the topics of decency, dignity, or morality, until you stop sheltering child rapists and child torturers from the rule of secular law. You are a morally bankrupt institution. It doesn't matter how many hungry people you…

No.

Wow, she's amazing. If I could harness that level of sexy for 10 seconds my husband's dick would explode.

Am I supposed to be impressed by the world as we know it? Impressed by the history of cruelty and destruction that the world as we know it has? I'm not saying that gender equality would suddenly fix these issues, but damn, it'd be a start. And no, I don't want to go back to being a second-class citizen or to be ruled…

Her again?

I can not take anyone that writes "I seen you" seriously.

If someone wrote me a "love letter" that started out with "The first time I seen you..." they would be immediately kicked to the curb.

You know what, whatever Jez sent this letter in? You're an asshole. Your friends are assholes. Go back to fucking Gawker.

Team Landlord.

No, no, I feel for the landlord. Whether it's worth $100 or $100,000 shouldn't matter, you treat someone else's property with respect.

As my reaction to this article was along the lines of: Dear god, what is wrong with these people...

The renters are douchebags of the highest order. Hope they pay for everything and then some.

Jesus christ. The gall on that woman sending you that email. How arrogant is she? SHE DESTROYED THAT POOR WOMAN'S HOUSE!

Nope. This is the worst.

Definitely. It's too big to be his dick.

I think we all know what else he could have flipped ;]

I guess you could say he FELL HEAD OVER HEELS For her