Age: 21

Age: 18

And my gay ass is gonna call people on their bullshit.

Stupid shit like calling gay men "girl" is what contributes to making it difficult for young gay men to come to terms with their sexuality.

Dude, that's a beautiful portrait by the British artist Lucien Freud. Hardly uncivilized. I guess it's true that art is a matter of personal perspective.

"As the wife of a possible international war criminal"... she should ask Laura Bush for advice.

Agreed. I worked at a 5 star luxury hotel for a while, and our dress code was STRICT. Besides the mandatory uniform, we could only wear a certain kind of shoes, earrings had to be studs sized less than a quarter, natural makeup (no red lipstick, I got in trouble for even wearing pink once), hair had to be natural…

Cool, so with my adult-acne laden face which I barely cover with makeup because I'm lazy as fuck, and my natural hairstyle—gray hairs, half-assedly blowdried, I should be able to land a shitty retail job at Abercrombie! Oh no, I can't, I'm fat. Damn, guess I'll have to stick to making more than $8.00 an hour and not…

I sure do!

So, puka shells count as "simple" and "classic" jewelry? Because that's what I remember all the Abercrombie guys wearing. Are puka shell necklaces still a thing?

WHY NO ROLES FOR MUPPETS?! Unfair! Janice was BORN to play this part!

"I love this movie, because its basically my life story, 'Blue Velvet' gets 5 stars!" MORE LIGHTS, CAMERA, PERD PLEASE!

Ron thinks she's potato America.

Misleading!

At home I need to get a challah pass, but it beats doing homework!

"...then-boyfriend James Deen.."

On the other hand, weddings are an excellent time to get rid of toxic people from your life. I had this "friend" who ignored all boundaries and would not take the hint that she wasn't my friend, since I never wanted to have anything to do with her. The final straw was when she knocked on my door, I didn't answer.…

Garbage. I stopped reading halfway through.