Thank god they reinforced the stereotyped color options with demeaning blurbs!

Of course she’s just jumping on the sexual harassment lawsuit bandwagon - it’s so much fun! All the cool kids are doing it!

Seriously. The above argument about the foundation is utterly dunderheaded. There is zero evidence that the Clintons have given inappropriate access to donors, and less than zero evidence that policy decisions were impacted by donor desires. It is all a presumption of guilt based on no evidence whatsoever, and…

Her name is an anagram of “a humid bean.” This makes her, if anything, even sexier.

No assplay-nation necessary.

It was cool until Justin Bieber sang it at a pool party.

Yeah, that’s where he lost me. Better to focus on one issue you want to raise awareness of than free associate.

“(I wanna) Fap to that” may sound weak now, but it was all up in the clubs in 2014!

Wait... so sensual = pornographic? That seems a bit silly. I mean, legs can be sensual. Or lips. Necks. Backs. Feet... I could go on...

I don't see you volunteering to live in a cage, cutey pie.

Clearly it's been some time since you visited a zoo. Your statement is about on par with saying prisons primarily serve to rehabilitate people.

But if a lion had been killed, that would be a big cat-astrophe.

You are assuming that killing the gorilla was required to save the child.

Ri thinks thou doth protest too much. Bitch.

I wonder whose job it was to take them off the field? At a baseball game at least there are trained batboys.

Me not sure this be a deal breaker for me. She still can gonna leave toofbrush at mah house.

Me too, but I'm an old, fat dude. Not that that ever stopped me before.

On the one hand he comes across like an utter jerk. On the other, his statement about how he viewed sex as a 19-year-old sounds honest. That doesn’t make it right, but at least it’s honest. Not sure about others, but I know my own views on such matters weren’t terribly sophisticated when I was 19.

Yes, and you can respect the country without going through a brainless ritualized display. Why this endless emphasis on praying outside the church doors? I love my country as much as any man but that doesn’t mean I have to take off my trucker hat before a fucking football game, or put a flag bumper sticker on my car,…

I bet those seconds while you're falling feel like an eternity.