Has it occurred to you that this is how people hook up on airplanes? I read all about it in Penthouse Forum in 1983!

Yes, that is Tim’s horton.

“Big wet ass” seems a more accurate assessment of Trump than anything in the bogus doctor's report.

1. Racism, overt or covert, conscious or subconscious, tacit or expressed, is already normalized among every damn white person in this country, Republican and Democrat. It is our history and our heritage and Hillary Clinton saying all the “right” things in a speech doesn’t change that. We need to keep struggling…

...and one to rinse your skink.

Eucalyptus or GTFO!

Seems like an obvious finding. I mean, having sex with foxy robots hasn't dissuaded me from incessant wanking.

Sure, if you're naked, high on mescaline, and rolling around in a vat of raspberry jam with your sexy competitors... slurp!

Agreed but I can only quont up to qunt.

What about qunt? Like a cunt times five?

I wondered where he was ‘staching the cash.

I love it.

Smooch

I wonder what Britney’s peers think of this.

Meanwhile, Robin’s hit records keep accumulating into a Thicke pile.*

Or as we say in Frankfort, “viggly vorms.”

More importantly, why are you blaming the victim, and what do you suppose that means about you?

I got flaccid when you said “flaccid.”

You should make the guy bring the pasta - that way you can say, “I charged a penne for my pussy!”

I worked briefly with Tillis some years back. The first time I met him in person he immediately told me a vulgar, misogynistic joke.