Not seen around the world - felt around the world.

Water Polo. Because it would bore me to death.

This is so incredibly twisted. It sounds like procedures that would be employed when buying a prize racehorse. Only more invasive.

The cartoons are a riot (and I agree with the *thrust* of the article).

God, how incredibly disturbing. From his words alone it is clear there is something very, very wrong with this individual. I have no idea where the rage is coming from but it seems deep-seated to put it mildly.

+1 for Chad

Right... it’s a feeling of “this place exists solely for me to ‘experience’ it” vs. “I am an intruder.”

I agree. Travel is a complicated business. It requires a high degree of openness and self-awareness - a willingness to make oneself vulnerable in a new and uncomfortable situation. Otherwise there's a tendency to shield oneself with superficial notions and judgments and observations.

Thank god.

“I should have used more wisdom.”

It’s not as difficult as you might think. You just grow a beard and then yank it out the back of your head.

I was with you until you added the ice. Why in the fuck would you do that my man.

To be sure, he’s no Ted Sizemore.

signed, Stan

Mostly he will stock his cabinet with mayonnaise and festering cold cuts.

Mermaids... Dinosaurs... It's all about chasing tail...

If they do the bike race through the inferno, I’ll go with best Olympics ever.

Amber heard claims... wait, where did she hear them? And to whom was Depp giving the Finger?

I heard Thompson stabbed Norman Mailer with the antlers. Or was it Mailer’s wife? Or Gore Vidal? I’m pretty sure George Plimpton was there.

Unfortunately, the law doesn't protect wand-boy against being a complete putz (accept in California).