She will appear as the wrinkle.

I can't say I would be surprised, given some of the revolting things Trump has said. But I don't claim to share your complete certainty.

I once dated a lady who pissed out mountain dew.

I tole you whoreses on horses were a bad idear.

Mmmm... sexahol...

Think about it. Just suppose she is being sexually harassed at work, by her skeezy dad/boss? You can hardly expect her to jeopardize her job by speaking out. I am not saying this is the actual situation. But I’m hearing more and more that it might be.

It is beyond human and puppy comprehension that you wouldn’t automatically put Peanuts at number one, unless you haven’t actually read the first 20 years of the strip. In fact, I would venture to guarantee that Bill Watterson would violently protest being ranked above Schulz.

It’s only hard for YOU to understand because you’re not being targeted by police on a daily basis.

I think it’s because he’s scary as ever-loving fuck.

One time I flossed and my rectum exploded. Draw your own minty-fresh conclusions.

She’ll still find her way in life, somehow. Fortunately, Genesis Davila is a good name for a stripper.

Republicans aren't exactly known for their empathy, but these people take not giving a shit about anybody to a whole nother level.

...or a star

Given the purported state of the water, lack of running water in the rooms may be a godsend.

You joke, but I think this is just the thing to help Green dribble and shoot his way to success.

Maybe he has irritable bowel syndrome, okay butthead?

Maybe they should combine the two events. It’s a pretty safe bet Hillary would make a better coach and/or QB than Ol’ Lyin’ Shitbag.

I love bad bitches. That’s my fucken problem.

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We’re not electing a minister in chief, dipshit. We're electing a president - someone who has a moral compass and knows how to get things done. In the capabilities that matter, Hillary Clinton is eminently qualified.