I don't get it.

Manicure, chiropractor, abortion... talk about convenience!

It’s easy to hawk a ball - I'm talon you!

Wait... who do you mean by who? I have no idea what is going on! Too busy in my belly button.

Prisoner of Style: My Life in the Macy’s Gulag

Kellyandrogynous woulda been a good Prince song.

Eat, Pray, Lawyer up

God I wish Jennifer Lopez would “sort of” spit on me once.

Who ever knew explosives could be dangerous. Thanks god for these safety messages.

Cognitive dissidents! That is a riot.

Was it an actual decapitation of an alleged rapist? Or an alleged decapitation of an actual rapist?

Important research indeed. Science marches on, boner in hand.

Pro-lifer stalking Donald Trump: “Foetal Attraction”

Are we quite certain that Sam “Honkey” Hinkie is worth this many words?

Massacre means kill. (I think.)

Or lovemaking 😏

Earlier this month Trump voiced his desire to have “whiners” at the convention.

Wabbly?

As long as Missileman still gets to wear his/her bloody cape.