Get that shit stitched up or whatever.

I still get aroused when I see my great auntie reaching for the coal shovel.

We all ticklish somewheres.

I give him credit for looking like an erudite pug.

Yes but did he make that “unhh!” sound at the end of the line?

Figures that the Wall would play well in Walla Walla.

I am not convinced it’s Bieber. First, think about the Freudian implications of putting out one’s “cigarette” (penis) in the “ice machine” (cold, withholding mother). Now, granted I am not technically a psychiatrist, but I feel safe in surmising that the actual culprit is Tony “Fuck you I’m Tony Bennett” Bennett.

1. Tongs

Great article. As you are doubtless aware there is a TC Boyle novel about Kellogg, seemingly styled after Magic Mountain. Not a great book but interesting.

It’s not that hard, Biff. Long before she got near to elected office, she was demonized for being a feminist (Rodham), for being involved in policy (health care), for being too enabling of Bill’s weaknesses or not supporting enough in his time of weakness or even for causing his weakness by not being wifely enough,…

Do you suppose she gives a shit whether you “believe in it” or not?

Keep that up and the real hangover is going to be your gut hanging over the top of your belt.

What if you needed something faxed and someone was all like, “Faxed it for you!”

I am not sure I agree it wouldn’t work. It should make it harder for some of the establishment Republicans to support him. One thing we've stopped hearing is other Republicans attacking Trump, and some well-placed ads and stories could help revive those tensions.

All other Megan Kirbys must die!

This is so sad. Just utterly pointless. These kids are like child soldiers in their parents war for gun ownership.

Yeah... very disappointing.

I vaguely recall adults being more anxious about how quickly the prom clothes were likely to be removed in the car after the dance.

Dude. Michelle Shocked is someone else entirely. Awesome, leftie folk singer turned creepy, homophobic weirdo.

I totally agree. This is one of those less-common situations when the comparison is apt.