She is awful but also sort of unhinged in a manic way. In the end I feel sorry for her because her insecurities and compensatory lashings-out at this point far exceed her musical talents.

Well, suppose he had heard the rumors. Does that mean it’s appropriate for him to comment about them? “I don’t know if it’s true... but I guess it’s possible!” or “Yes, I’ve seen him in action but I give him a pass because he bought me a beer once!”

Man, I thought I was fast.

“Attorneys had reveled in court findings.” Well, at least someone is enjoying the proceedings.

As an alleged man, I blame women for this whole mess. Specifically my mother.

If I met a woman who spouts the psychobabble you do I would not be remotely attracted. It's creepy.

Stay strong.

Sex tape + dissemination = a very sticky situation

But that’s not the point of the book. The point of the book is that women shouldn’t complain about institutional sexism and glass ceilings, they should just work harder.

She’s still an asshole. Not for being oblivious about how privileged she is, but for writing that condescending crap that is so blatantly in the service of corporate America.

Museum makes sense. I hadn't actually thought of that.

My god that's brilliant. Put it on a bumper sticker and you will make a gablillion dollars!

Why so cranky, Spanky?

So who did buy it? Or is it not possible to find out?

I love the mentally ill and poor!

omg te amo te amo te amo

A woman gave birth to a burrito? Donaldo we need to tear down that wall you're building pronto!

y you wanna know

I taint even wanna go there, girl

I think goopsex is something like that picture of Kanye making out with himself, only featuring Gwyneth. And a Bullet brand juicer. And a thousand billion mirrors. And maybe a baby possum? Who the fuck knows.