They are awful. Just so incredibly uninteresting.

It wasn't funny either way...but I stand corrected.

I think it refers to her terrifying transformation into a Republican. My god what bathroom will she use now???

I’m not surprised he doesn’t care about the bathroom issue, given that he publicly shits and pisses out of his fucking mouth.

Seems more than a little tone deaf. (My reaction to her songs too... Bwaaaaaaa!)

I betchu got a li’l change in you pocket going jing-a-ling-a-ling

Sucker, Jr.

What a buzzkill you’v turned out to be! Next you're going to tell me the boiling cod liver oil enemas aren’t actually revitalizing my spleen.

Plus until Draymond Green has sex with Madonna and sings happy birthday to the dictator of North Korea, or vice versa, no way in hell you can compare these squads.

As long as staring into his puddlingly azure eyes remains a Quantum of Solace, no one gives a shit whether he asked to be asked about whether he asked (to take off his trousers).

I liked the part where they were beheaded at the end. Hilarious!

“A collaborative decision rooted in established procedures.” Double talk wins the day, while our collective humanity atrophies.

File under “fitting a camel through the eye of a needle.”

“Soft Walls Save Lives” would be a good slogan for oh never mind

Just because children are “in wonder” at zoos doesn't make zoos less reprehensible.

What in the actual hell is wrong with you? Who the fuck are you?

Rebranding option:

That plus giving 1 million percent every single night.

Agreed!

I understand your point, but I also think it's possible to paint oneself into a corner by assuming every joke or comment is malicious.