Fair enough. Obviously your reaction to what she posted is more meaningful than mine.

Just because you are offended by something doesn't make it objectively offensive.

OMG! Violent misogyny!

Seriously... reminds me of that Emma Goldman quote, “If I can’t dance, I don’t want to be part of your revolution.”

By god why must we corrupt these heartfelt, nurturing gestures like a simple groin rub between a young boy and his wrestling coach?

Plus, when everyone was selecting a beer and it was time for his draft pick, he fucked it up. Bud Lite Lime, or so I’m told.

Ted Cruz is anti-dildo? Self-hatred runs deep.

My main question about her love life is, “Why does it not involve me?”

Fester, pus-clot... Kill kill

No, idiots like the governor will continue to simply shit in their trousers.

BADU being BADU we are giving her the benefit of the doubt. Telling her daughters to be “aware and responsible” is not a bad thing. Endlessly parsing tweets is a silly thing.

With the exception of the story a dude told me once about his potty-training daughter crapping in the dog dish.

I don't understand... why is she wearing clothes?

“Got to slide this time” - inadvertently hilarious word choice.

#LeatherJoggingPantsRidingAllUpInMahBooty

You have surpassed your allotted syllable count for the day. Your overage fee is $6.66.

Gee, the exact opposite of what my mom always says...

Too soon? 😜

Not Indonesia, places like Indonesia. Warm, glistening, tropical...

“Cage Fighting!”?