Espresso isn’t “authentic” unless raw shrimp tails have been artistically flung into it.

Are the orange cones and yellow police tape part of the sculpture? If so it seems like a meta-comment on the meta-commentary of the protesters.

Hit a little too close to the creme-filled center, eh?

Unfortunately it turns out that three of the five Sixers starters from 2069 are forecast never to be born. Also significant cap money will still be tied up in the Derrick Coleman contract.

How dispiriting. It can only be a matter of time before Starbucks and Dunkin Donuts merge to form DunkFucks.

And they say factory farming isn't humane!

Gee, who ever thought a single story could combine two such disparate topics: Miley Cyrus and a nasty pussy.

Ok that’s one pucka - where are the other two?

Says the commenter with a SNOW WHITE LAMB as an avatar.

To be fair, there may or not be a law or a statute or a statue or some fucking thing relating to something or other. A bunch of facts like that are embedded in my ear wax.

Once she was stuck on top of a turnstile for hours, trying to figure out which way the crowd was moving.

I'm sorry I cast aspersions on the Perdue Corporation. I should have been more frank.

Marigolds my ass.

It only makes sense if he’s an uncooked Purdue chicken breast, since they are pumped with some weird chemical to make them creepily orange.

I think of her more as Economy Size, now with 33% More!

I’m embarrassed to have been his moustache from 1983-1987. To think of all the shit (and other meals) I had caked on me.

Only if we can agree on a suitable replacement. Options to consider:

That’s nothing. I was Geraldo Rivera’s moustache from 1983-1987.

He looks like he returned the money for his last ten dental hygienist appointments too.

Agar plus gelatin... mmm