A Hitler tribute by some British in Russia? Whoa boy, did those 2 gents spectacularly fail European History of the 20th Century 101.

I’m waiting for a Yakety Sax montage version...

as noted by former Deadspinner Emma Baccellieri, who is either dead or at SI now

How They Play

Isn’t a temecula what gynocologists use to do whatever they do down there?

Who’s the guy wearing the tablecloth on his melon?

I was thinking Vodka Sam

And they say that shit is non-addictive....

East Buttwhistle? Is this for reals?

They recently played a friendly with Spain, and kept them at donuts until the ~83rd minute. Only lost 1-0. So perhaps they can play some D?

With a name like Lebron, wouldn’t the French Canadian city of Toronto be his best fit?

Musgrove deserves a custard Pirate in the face.

Who’s the backup, just in Casey decides to bolt, should his interest Dwane?

They had to go to Randy Moss for horse commentary? Is this because they couldn’t get John Elway in the booth, who was deciding whether to run the race himself?

Thanks for pointing this out. I had to read that blurb 3 times to make sure I read it right, then knew it couldn’t be correct.

Tom Barton, a pro gambler, put $1,000 on the Yankees to win it all at 5-1. “This is how I feed my family,”

Just watch what happens when James signs with the Warriors this offseason.

I cannot believe this is your take. If this were true, Boulder CO would be absolutely covered in feces. I’ve seen MANY a runner and cyclist complete very hard workouts without the need to shit on someone’s lawn.

Since this is Australian, I bet the poop is deadly poisonous.

My wife would sooooo gold medal at the Pan Olympics. Also, Broom Olympics and Nag Championships.