These dogs should try collective barkening.

I’m straight up stealing this from a reddit thread from yesterday...

Apparently this is a known and acceptable tactic in speed skating. If 2+ people fall at the beginning of the race, it’s restarted. So it’s taught that if you fall, don’t be afraid to (read: intentionally) take others out.

Also a real question: can a “slippery slope” argument ever be made in good faith? If you ignore the issue at hand and refuse to address it by citing one of many future theoretical possibilities that, to me, is pretty much the definition of bad faith. 

So hard to process. He left behind a wife and child whose lives will never be the same. Such a high cost. And yet, he surrendered his life in the act of purchasing life for other children. Stunning.

Nike took swift action firing their jersey materials advisor. When asked, Hulk Hogan had no comment.

“all of my best, strongest and fastest inmates are black”—Bob McNair

sounds like he got busted with a pelo-ton of drugs!

John recognized that there was a inverse correlation between games played and IQ points, and a non-linear positive causal relationship between minutes on the field and risk of CTE. For him, it was a numbers game.

the problem was first suspected when Scraps bought a speed boat and began wearing gold chains and aviators

Look at this guy! Did Harrison Ford and Michael Bolton get in a telepod accident?

The Cavs having glaucoma would explain a lot of game 2, to be honest.

Game-Percocet-Match

If you look closely at the upper right hand corner of his phone screen, you can see quite a lot of green, indicating his phone is juiced up as well.

It seems like guys are just throwing the ball at the hoop as soon as somebody touches them. They’re not being fouled in the act of shooting, they’re shooting in the act of being fouled. The Westbrook one along the sideline in yesterday’s game was moronic.

SOMEONE CROCODILE 911!

I was always told not to feed dogs people food.

Carter Capps Caps Curvet, Curtails Canter

So, questionable is the new probable? If teams will be forced to provide an explanation to the league if a player not listed plays, doesn’t that just incentivize the teams to list players as questionable if they are 99.9% certain to play?

The swimming events are actually in an indoor arena. This open air venue is just for diving and water polo.