the greatest sporting event on the planet has returned!

I would have been surprised if a Gdanskian was killed over the election of a man-baby....

He doesn’t grasp the most basic thing about the presidency anything....literally, ANYTHING.

That’s because you didn’t throw a yellow sock on the ground first.

This. 1000x this. Running around in outfits which only barely cover the important stuff seems intended to cheapen and demean the women. So, naturally, that cheapening gets slowly extended to their pay, their lifestyle, their responsibilities. Maybe it’s time to modernize their gig or get rid of them altogether?

Brandi’s using far too much bronzer nowadays.

Some sportsbook manager said that if Vegas wins this (having opened at 500-1), himself and many of his equals will be likely pink-slipped due to the complete financial catastrophe. I didn’t know if I should laugh or....laugh harder.

By cashing his paycheck.

I’m more impressed with the length of that hashtag train. There’s a Nicest Barber Award out there? Can I soon do a futures bet on the 2018 winner?

Foster’s....Australian for Innocent.

I, too, have an addiction to Wonder Woman.

So after our current SCOTUS OK’s gambling but illegalizes abortion, can I bet on which gyno gets pinched first? Will there be an O/U on number of coathangers in his office?

I just dont understand how legalized gambling in new states is going to be this “game changer”. The peeps that would like to gamble already do, via myriad off-shores. Since that’s been optimized and can be done by standing in my current space holding my phone, why would I instead drive to a casino to do what I can…

The Czeching account I read in The Daily Plzen called this Pragueress, as her previous temper was, at Most, ten times worse.

In Russia, women pick up you!

These Cavs are 2 legs down, but they’re not knee’ophytes and employing some muscle, they tendon the side of coming back in this series.

So they forced a guy out for sexual harassment issues, only to bring in a guy who’s famous for sexually harassing behavior? This is progress?

That rancid smell coming from the west is about 400 Vegas Sports Book employees all collectively puking up their breakfast, before calling in sick to update their resumes.

Wilson outscored DCIAA opponents 168-1 during the 2018 regular season

Imagine all the idiots that show up to races that dont have dope testing.