Pretty much the definition of it.

Pretty sure nobody here will disagree that the lyrics were offensive. Pretty sure everyone understands that perhaps a mistake was made; music was cut and Mr. Moneta got his coffee and his silence.

Why do the parents believe they deserve $3 million apiece?

Let’s hope they can find a way to eat them.

Isn’t the whole point of marriage, besides serving to give the wife all the money, is that when one parent dreams up something this fucking dumb, the other acts as the check and gives the Hell, No move? How do both parents look at this scheme and say, “yeah, that’s a great idea”?

There’s a meth’od to his plan here, it has nary a crack in it.

Being employed by a company promoting the streaming of sports, hasn’t he just gone from working for ESPN to now actively trying to destroy them?

She wasn’t canned for being white, it was for being wrong.

To: Lauren Theisen

I heard they got caught when they actually stopped someone and asked directions to their seats.

The pooping Tom

So does Mo Salah finish the game, take off his Liverpool jersey, and immediately don his new Madrid one, or does he wait a few weeks before doing so?

and prefers something like “dipsy-doodling”

From the lack of arm strength, it’s clear he’s not been cycling.

Maybe they should give him a red chair instead.

She plays volleyball, not soccer.

The bike and run were short. My maths says 138.414. Your miles apparently vary.

It would be nice if this article noted more precisely why shaving 2 miles off the bike course was necessary for athlete safety. Weather looks fine. Course looks normal. What was so dangerous that 2 miles had to be cut from the bike?

So this PoI is a PoS who was DUI in LA, then KO’d a JAG for SnGs? WTF?

I can only imagine the Bill for renting a Cartwright this moment.