we’re dealing with a human being.

So the E! network can rebrand itself as True TV? And get sued for copyright infringement?

I can relate. I once ruptured a snare drum. Didn’t result in charges, other than on my credit card to the music store.

He’s got some ‘spleein’ to do about this. Whether he might liver die all depends on the gall of the ball hitting him in the small, and not his jaw.

What the Mavs need is a glue guy.

The Mavericks were just horsing around. But the end is neigh, and now these horses have to draft knowing a quarter of the prospects wont pan out. I’d trot some more puns, but I canter.

This is ridiculous. Of course Simmons is a rookie.

I bought the New Jersey, but I made Delaware it. Minnesota Coat of Arms on the sleeve, and Utah too much asymmetry.

Old nun has bad habits.

Justin Bour’s me. But he’s on my fantasy team. The only Marlin taken in our 12 team league. In round 17.

I thought plastic surgeons did re-busts. Artists? Did he go to med school?

For the Super Bowl, no less. The one event where I’m sure they’d swallow ADA guidelines and install a 6'7" former collegiate heavyweight wrestler instead.....

Yeah, but it was wind-aided. Put me in a hurricane and I could probably run a......5:30 mile? For 1 mile? Maybe?

What’s all this chirping about cricket? Insect’ions of the world, nobody would move 2 legs to understand this sport.

A league run by rich guys who got rich largely by successfully screwing over others, now insisting they screw over more others to stay even filthier rich?

FTFY

With a broken wrist, how’s he going to shave? Oh wait....hold on....nevermind.

This move to Austin feels like it’s going to bomb.

Please turn off this Mo Farah faucet of speculation and innuendo.

$1 million for playing 90 percent of the defensive snaps