Why does Brady care about a “brand”? He’s rich from football beyond all belief, his wife is even more wealthy than he is....so why would he care if TB12 lives or dies? Is it all just ego? Seems like revenue from it would be pittance compared to his current fortune, and he’s got waaaay beyond plenty of scratch to give…

Here’s hoping Buffalo plays the Pats, so the gun nuts can protest when they discover Brady-Bill(s) discussions are going to be had at Gillette.

With every fiber of my being, I’m going to poo-sh this conspiracy theory: he ate some shiitake mushrooms just prior to his log jog.

Hard to know weather or not this matters.

Can 18 year olds climb walls?

Kent Stande, Kent ControlEmotionse, Kent AvoidLawsuite

So Jack was such a douche that he gave his daughter the clearly masculine middle name of “Kent”?

I think what she said was, “Hurry up....Juice!”, as she held her glass half-full of gin and spotted the server with a carafe of Tropicana.

Serious question — what’s the o/u on the number of these Lith games that ESPN will broadcast? Whether live at 4AM or (more likely) on tape-delay, is there any doubt that ESPN is going to air these shit games?

It’s almost as if elections have consequences. And electing horrible, terrible shitheads gets you horrible, terribly shitty results.

This joke lens itself to be even funnier if it included ARod or David Cone.

From Northern Ireland, eh? Lost an eye, eh?

He’s Russian to get to that total, Soviet doesn’t distract from the Caps’ playoff run.

Lol.....Sam Sosa. Does his corked bat come with him?

I would think some of the $$ is coming from Chiefs fans, too, as they desperately wanted to face the Titans rather than Baltimore, who boat-raced the Chiefs the last time they faced off in the playoffs...

Kirk’s best option to be a fan favorite is to sign with the Chiefs, since all Missourians really, really love their Cousins

Merely uttering Cousins’s name will elicit a passionate argument about whether he’s “actually good.”

I’m no cunning linguist, but phonetically, he seemed to nail it. Hat On Backwards Guy just has to deal with the fact that his surname has as many “O”s as “homologous” and “homophonous”

Way to Krakow a joke so obvious. I Warsaw that coming a mile away.

What’s “TFW” mean in that tweet?