Cry-ogenic, indeed.

Penn students eat phillys, wash it down with some lagers and Yale, and get the Browns.

That Belgian does not ail.

So they’re going to critique Hope Solo’s internet pics?

Lawrence of I’llrape’ya.

Democratic. “Democrat” is a noun. Mouthbreathers are conditioned to be repulsed at the mere mention of “Democrat”, but not necessarily “democratic”, as it’s a form of reasonable government. Hence conservative media’s obsession with using the former in order to stoke more resentment and seething.

If the mothraforeskin’ Marlins Man is waffling on season tickets, whoa boy. Serious question: over/under on season tickets sold at 600?

If he had asthma bad enough to need 32 puffs a day, he’d be on steroidal maintenance meds. Unless that’s not allowed, either.

Maybe I’m horribly ignorant of international customs, but I was unaware that peeps in the UK used that particular n-word. Thought that was uniquely an American slur. I guess this is what we get for stealing “Fish N’ Chips” from them.

He was better at the Finnish, although there’s Norway he could win at that point.

He really boned that skeleton run.

If anyone in the past 5 years should be investigated for underinflation of footballs, it’s Wilson.

When do the Rules 1-4 drafts take place?

Innocent until proven filthy...

Perhaps they can coax Brad Penny and Derek Lee out of their nursing homes to resign for league minimums.

Redskims

“Zo hoog dat ook Jaap Stam denkt: dan was die van mij nog in de buurt.”

Yes, if I were a lawyer, I’d be a terrible one.

It’s an extraordinarily crass way of asking “are we going to have your talents for 9 months, followed by a need to find a sub for the next 3?”. Not a terribly bad thing for an employer to plan for, but there’s 1,173 better ways to ask this.

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