Kenya blame the Turkey guy for being Hungary and trying to Grubhub some Greece’y Chile and Finnish it off with some Sweden’d ice tea. Oman, what a doofus.

Wait....there’s a Bills player named Philly Brown? Was “Chi’town Lion” and “Motown Fins” taken already?

Can we call this controversy GateGate?

I’m so glad you updated us, Barry. I had no idea what the Yanks were up to, since they were only on ESPN 3 of the last 4 days. It really sucks they dont get more coverage.

He’s also wearing a cap, which I thought had to be removed during the anthem. I await Mike Vick’s analysis on his hairstyle.

Would a roster opening on the Philly team be called a Philly Glory hole?

unsurprisingly, none of the jerseys or shirts are available in women’s cuts or sizes.

Assuming only 1 side of his mug got drilled, the resultant symmetry of both sides of his face folding up like that is pretty amazing.

Mailing back items is getting owned? Weak sauce, Tommy.

How is the PGA Championship materially different than the US Open?

Fitz went to Harvard? I had every idea.

I Rays my cup in congrats, Evan though it required a replay delay (albeit one that was not very Longoria)

After reading your comment, I told my boy “I’m laughing so hard I’m going to Dyson”.

More like Booby Knight, amirite?

Because everyone enters a bike race right before a wedding. It’s traditional to show up in weddings covered in dried salty sweat, with crotch rot and wearing tight, colored shirts with pockets in the back. Yup, that’s believable.

John recognized that there was a inverse correlation between games played and IQ points, and a non-linear positive causal relationship between minutes on the field and risk of CTE. For him, it was a numbers game.

If there’s construction delays, you’d better double that number

I heard Julius is transferring to Syracuse.

The record is 16 homers in a month, reached by Albert Belle in ‘98 and Mark McGwire in ‘99

If you can get bounced for yelling the N-word in the vicinity of AAs, why shouldn’t you get dismissed for openly displaying a god-damn Nazi train to almost certainly a few Jews in the section?