Did he sprain his tongue?

So isn’t the next logical step a Pre-PSL, buying the right to buy the PSL which buys you the right to buy a seat?

I figured a rhinovirus was just there to poach his horn.

My guess is that he, like CR and Messi, have/had the Spanish tax scam thing going in full-effect. He’s noticed that the other 2 have since been nailed, and wants out before Spanish officials bust his ass, too.

It’s also dehydration and very low body fat %. You’d see the same vein-iness in professional bodybuilders right before a competition.

And if you want a golf hat that says “Titties” on it 

I thought I watched a lot of football, but I’ve never heard of a “transition tag”. WTF is that?

Unhappy Lebron? Unpossible, as I haven’t seen 318 Brian Windbag SportsCenter spots where he tells us so.

What’s the point in developing young talent if they are traded away within a few years of reaching their potential?

I C DDs RBIs R OK 4 A No. 6.

I can never tell when a “pack” like that all get the “same time” treatment, and how far apart they must be to get seconds added/subtracted to their time.

Do they have green asphalt in Europe? Otherwise, how does leaving the road seem like the correct direction?

These pools have been sprouting up all over Brussels

I really wish Yankees players got more media coverage. It’s a shame they toil in obscurity.

Kenny Sack and Mickey Axelband? Are these real names, or mobster nicks?

+1 Grand Teet-ons

This doesn’t make any cents.

Six people associated with soccer arrested for crimes and nary a tax evasion charge amongst the lot of ‘em? Unpossible. 

The tail of the tape says he doesn’t appear to move very fast. I think he’s doggin’ it. Glad to see he’s still doing this as he moves into his golden years.

Who cares about ice soccer?