F#ck you

Why are these workouts necessary? What...~35 college games aren’t enough to figure out his upside?

Internet “Fitness guru” = wanna-be porn star

Yes, I’m sure his agent hasn’t called anyone or talked to any GMs. If only he was more....aggressive, perhaps with knives or nunchucks or office visits by “Big Tony”. That always works.

“Dusty Baker is great with pitchers!”

Wow, I just saw them in concert recently. Didn’t appear to be a dangerous show. Who knew?

The maths says the conference paid an average of $102 per unsold ticket. Perhaps they might sell more if the tix weren’t $102 for a ticket to the Nothing Bowl in Nowheresville?

Zoso

Perhaps burning grass is easier to play out of than regular fescue.

Needles? Poking? Pussies.

This is gold, Jerry. Gold.

Russians representing the Cameroonian soccer delegation in a dressed in blackface and carried bananas

The differences between climbing Everest and K2 are cosmetic. You could say the difference is Mary K2.

50 coaches

Well, this whole thing is going to get Messi.

Golden State Weary-iors

I love that the caption is “Burpo Brakes His Leg”. I guess a crappy play deserves some crappy spelling.

I once knew a Erin Hills with shaggy bush. Different....course, however.

Pendant: no self-respecting Aussie in AUS drinks Fosters. Not even sold in many liquor stores. It’s all marketing.

Yeah, but that’s Canadian dollars, which is like $145.86 USD or 4.38 bitcoins.