This is both horrific and hilarious.

Water polo? Field hockey?

I’m surprised they could pull Windhorst away from the buffet table long enough to smell the Mary Jane.

Cheick Tiote died this morning after collapsing during a training session with his Chinese club

now living in exile in the United States

After swim practice, me and a teammate would polish off a dozen donuts between us.

Wow....that’s just...wow. I’ve never heard of such a huge disparity, esp. in a Game 7 where there wont be any fights or stupid shenanigans.

They’ve Senator’z a 7th game. My wife is happy, Anderson was too.

The Cavs are the Armies of The Night. They are 15 strong. They outnumber the cops three to one. They could run New York City. Next week they’re all out to get the Warriors.

Lloyd...was being held in the box by Heatherson before she shook her off with an elbow

Take all guys named “Joey” in for questioning.

Homo syrupiens

Isn’t an intentional hand ball in the penalty box a red card? So a player not in the game can get red carded, too? Since he’s not in the game to be kicked out of, would that preclude him from subbing in later?

So this was a tennis racket racket?

I bet they were so angry they broke out in a tickle fight.

Should I assume Mahomes whipped up a transfer deed of his 4 acres and spare dude ranch?

What are the lessons from the Mowins hire?

A Bear looking for food? Well then, Jay Cutler really hasn’t shaved in weeks, it appears.

I fully expect him to be member of the Trump Admin...perhaps as a District Attorney or head of the FBI...before the end of 2017.

They used the Anaheim-lich maneuver to prevent the choke job.