I’ll bet you 50 Cent that we’ve seen that pitch thrown before.

because literally every fan base is bad enough that this could happen

Dick Panik is a great name.

Weren’t the Marlins at $20 mill or so a few years back?

Show me a “day job” that lets you stroll in at 9AM. He meant 7-5 job, right?

“This game would be a lot more fun with teammates”

purchasing alcohol for underage team members, and paying others to complete their homework assignments.

Even pigs are anti-vaxxers. Jill Stein’s hog farm?

It’s the same type of person who believed Trump would make a great President despite overwhelming evidence of sexism, racism, and wanton ignorance. The inability to formulate a clear conclusion from myriad evidence is stunning.

Wait....you’re crying and bitching about something that wont happen for 9 years? By then, you’ll be a twice-divorced dad of 2 step kids, one bastard child, working for Chipotle upselling guac on my chorizo bowl, lucky to afford a 18" B&W TV that gives you classic reruns of Big Bang Theory.

Being this was a Cactus League game, were there more WASPs on the field or in the stands?

It’s understandable that Tom would make this mistake, being that he’s new to the NFL and unfamiliar with players and team rules and the league and such.

Any truth to the story that they’re raising ticket prices by 40%? Mentioned on ESPN. How in the hell can they pull that off with an angry fan base?

All of my experiences with Chile are Messi. I have no beef with that, however, which should not be alarming.

with no gambling allowed inside the joint?

Did this “altercation” involve pillows, tickling, mud, and fights? It is women’s softball, for chrissakes.

So a fake death to a fake persona by a fake pro wrestler who was a real amateur wrestler who was a real MMA fighter who is really old. Got it.

Actually, no. The money is coming from a tax on hotel rooms, which are quite likely to not be reserved by Vegas residents. Out of town taxpayers are getting soaked, however, which is why this tax increase was so easy to sell.

Serious question — will the stadium have slot machines?

Does Google have a LBJ tweet translator? Does anyone?