I’m just amused by just how transparent the “I’ll hire your dad if you come to this school” ruse has become. Porter’s about to be 2-for-2 playing this game. How this is not viewed by the NCAA as a back-door, de facto pay-for-play (with dad as the courier) is amazing to me.

Shotgun formation, writ literally.

“There’s alcohol, there’s people getting excited and so probably I think most people agree that maybe this is one of those areas we ought to think about before we expand the privileges.”

I’m more scared of the guy behind Harbaugh that’s packing a Glock-5.

Switch to MasterCard, dumbass.

+1 Kibbles and Tits?

I guessing you busted your “L” key typing this blog post.

So the Zubaz pants and do-rags weren’t immediate give-aways when they walked in the front door that these clowns were professional trolls?

That’s Foghorn Leghorn in the flesh.

I learned everything I know about Kazmir from that Led Zepplin song about him.

Beast Mold

No offense, but this turnover of used RBs smells of an attempt by the Radiers to cornerbacks. Safety in numbers, a means to an end. I’ll tackle this concept later.

ran for just 3.8 yards per carry

Juventus frustration for no reason. At the end, the real Madrid champs will show their superiority. Leicester be no mistake, they will Bayern this title through hard work.

“I want him big,”

While winning two outright Big Ten titles in five years and being named Big Ten Coach of the Year,

267 lbs is only 121 kilos, which seems much more reasonable. Metrics make you less lard-assy.

He’ll be a Chief, since Cousins is married to Missouri.

His brother Marco is also good at humiliating poor defenders.

The conclusion is a bit sketchy. There’s no apparent trend from -3 to +2; does Round 1 count play-in games? Where’s the data from Rounds 5 and 6?