You really should have stopped after “The attacks are gross”.

Putin, DC hotel, w/ polonium-210

The neoconservative New York Post columnist John Podhoretz wandered around in an orange Lacoste shirt and sensible shoes. He finally quit Twitter in March, after several unsuccessful attempts, following a joke about bombing NYU. “Twitter is only good for people until they get around 75,000 followers,” he said. “And…

I mean since we're apparently going there with Biden, let's be honest Bernie looked old and tired

I can’t think of anything less newsworthy than what people are claiming about deposits on forums.

Andrew Yang’s campaign manager just called to tell me that at tomorrow night’s debate, Yang will be doing “something no presidential candidate has ever done before in history.” He declined to go further than that.

Beto: Fucking immigration man!!!! Like, Trump sucks bro!

- ...Aaaand. OH! He tosses Bruce! He just tossed Bruce out of the comments! Let’s look at that again, because I didn’t see what could have caused such a quick trigger byHungry...

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

“Mine!” -Kempf

*murdered by Portland Timbers fans* 

To be clear here, I am not a parent, and so am unfamiliar with the woes of parents who get impolite stares when their child makes a scene in public.

Nah Harris lost steam. Establishment will rally around Warren if Biden tanks.

“Steve King strongly defends the Pork Industry”

Oh, he understands. He’s just extremely dishonest and doing the “claim victimization and run” thing that conservatives are so fond of.

Teams cut players two weeks before the season. Why should it be a one-way street?

This chonky cat makes me Remember late-era Andres Galarraga. Thank you for this laser focused sports content.

Please embed a running tally of visitors to this A’s blog somewhere on the page, a la a 1998 geocities page, so we can see how well we’re all doing our part.

And thorough.

Imagine if if every reply to this article was a comment about preparing for oneself for other comments.

you can’t buy people anymore.