I’d pay $50 to watch a livestream of tiny acrobats kicking the shit out of Daniel Lamarre.

He is wrong. The “panic” so far has resulted in a shortage of toilet paper. The virus is killing more and more people daily, at least some of whom could have been saved if the hospitals were not overwhelmed. The way to keep the hospitals from being overwhelmed is to do all of the things the CDC and WHO are telling us…

...Martin Shkreli. That’s who he reminds me of, in that shot.

If Warren does nothing else but destroy Bloomberg's candidacy, she will have performed a great service to the country. 

Whoa! It’s like the car embodyment of David Tracy’s love for frankenstein cars and Andrew Collins’ love for cars he can sleep in.

The driver assist systems should also be incapable of being used above the speed limit. Allowing an operator to set the cruise speed 15mph above the posted limit and then engage autopilot is an asinine decision.

This isn’t a traditional SLA setup, this relies on light being able to reach all parts of the model at all times, an opaque resin would interfere with the lasers used here. So this is limited. However this process is obviously not meant for hobbyists to be making fidget spinners or whatever so it’s not as important…

I suppose hes arguing more against the opening sentence of the article, rather than the headline itself. The things he points out are valid reasons why it would be easier to develop birth control for women/harder to develop birth control for men. Perhaps the science of preventing the ability to have children in women…

Yikes, now the people that can see KDR are going to rage twice as hard at people who aren’t playing as well, because they can see the stats and they had to pay 20 bucks to do so.

Hopefully this flops so it doesn’t become a thing, whether they keep KDR out of future games or not.

Hiding the deaths isn’t weird––offering paid DLC to see them is.

As an old AND a person who has worked with electronics and sensors for 30 years, I would rather DRIVE MY FUCKING CAR and not rely on buggy equipment and software to do it for me

This is so good I’m almost scared that it’s not satire.

Malibu Pylon didn’t kill himself

Are you the one who leaves the big-ass scuff marks on all the drive-thru walls? 

She was reasonably priced, but not cheap.

I’m even more amazed that comments are allowed.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

While our brains wrestle with this powerful question, let’s try to figure out what dangerous thought Kuzma might be thinking about sharing with the world:

On one hand, you have the Chinese government who wants the ability to extradite residents of Hong Kong with no oversight. The same Chinese government that regularly disappears people in it’s custody, and is running literal concentration camps for ethnic minorities and political dissidents.

Point of order: McDonald’s doesn’t serve pot roast.