I’d pay $50 to watch a livestream of tiny acrobats kicking the shit out of Daniel Lamarre.

He is wrong. The “panic” so far has resulted in a shortage of toilet paper. The virus is killing more and more people daily, at least some of whom could have been saved if the hospitals were not overwhelmed. The way to keep the hospitals from being overwhelmed is to do all of the things the CDC and WHO are telling us…

If Warren does nothing else but destroy Bloomberg's candidacy, she will have performed a great service to the country. 

Whoa! It’s like the car embodyment of David Tracy’s love for frankenstein cars and Andrew Collins’ love for cars he can sleep in.

Yikes, now the people that can see KDR are going to rage twice as hard at people who aren’t playing as well, because they can see the stats and they had to pay 20 bucks to do so.

Hopefully this flops so it doesn’t become a thing, whether they keep KDR out of future games or not.

Hiding the deaths isn’t weird––offering paid DLC to see them is.

As an old AND a person who has worked with electronics and sensors for 30 years, I would rather DRIVE MY FUCKING CAR and not rely on buggy equipment and software to do it for me

She was reasonably priced, but not cheap.

I’m even more amazed that comments are allowed.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

While our brains wrestle with this powerful question, let’s try to figure out what dangerous thought Kuzma might be thinking about sharing with the world:

On one hand, you have the Chinese government who wants the ability to extradite residents of Hong Kong with no oversight. The same Chinese government that regularly disappears people in it’s custody, and is running literal concentration camps for ethnic minorities and political dissidents.

Point of order: McDonald’s doesn’t serve pot roast. 

It’s the way her face has been architected.

I SEO what you did there.

Fleck is eventually called up to Murray’s show after his nervous laughter-riddled set goes the 1970s version of viral, which was when your uncle mailed you a VHS tape and you made copies and mailed it to your friends

Yeah, she finally had her hand forced to do the thing she should have done quite a while ago. You’ll have to excuse me if I don’t “bow down, bitches” to ol’ Nance, as the tweet in the blog-post so helpfully recommends.

He’s not a lover either.

Came for this, not disappointed, although my version is a little shorter:

And that person has earned their pay three times over, today.