Classy!

This drives me nuts...a woman to is educated, intelligent and genuinely caring...and she and Barack are actually in love with each other, and cherish each other and model parents and shit, model adults vs a woman who has a questionable education, speaks broken english which I only bring up because conservatives…

Michelle - You should eat more vegetables.

But how can they tell if they never see color. I mean, that’s what they keep telling us.

i need to go find a gif of jessica williams saying that beyonce is black. thats how i read your comment, in jessica williams’s voice.

She’s b-l-a-c-k.

What is crazy to me is the number of conservatives lashing out on twitter about how much of a class act Melania is and how Michelle Obama has no class. I seriously can’t even process how anyone can see FLOTUS as not being a class act, regardless of politics. 

she isn’t paying attention. she is fulfilling her bare minimum obligation being married to this man.

I just...I don’t know. Does she simply not understand the english language? Is that it? Does she just not comprehend what she’s saying? Or is she so tired that the words aren’t even registering in her brain, she’s simply reading shit aloud and not paying attention? I also heard her say today that over the years Donald…

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It’s almost as if harassment and intimidation are an integral part of his campaign.

THIS FUCKING EXACTLY!!! Between that and a fucking 30 year long smear campaign against Clinton, its fucking nearly impossible for her to catch a break.

Yeah, it’s the whole “I’m rubber, you’re glue” tactic that Donald likes to deploy. Clinton points out his history of corruption? “No, you’re corrupt!” His history of racism? “No, you’re racist!” His history of sexual assault? “No, your husband is the sexual predator!” His total lack of any sort of plans? “No, you…

Thanks. :-) All these months I thought my color perceptions were awry, but no, he really does look like that, and goes out in public looking like that. That tells me all I need to know about that man’s judgement.

I’m doing that too, actually. I am a mess. I just can’t wrap my mind around the idea that such a large percentage of Americans are so willing to piss away democracy. Fuckers.

Years ago, someone asked my then-roommate what he would call a male equivalent of “slut.”

The idea of being a “basic bitch” came into vogue a couple years ago. If a woman liked anything (or too many things) that are popular, she is a “basic bitch.” For instance, do you like riding boots, the occasional Taylor Swift song, and/or pumpkin spiced beverages? Congralutations, you’re basic. It’s used almost…

What do you think he is, one of those ivory tower liberals?

No. You don’t get away with the bad proofreading argument for a ten word post—even if we humour you and ignore that you’re obviously lying.

SEE