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yeah but who’s going to pay the gremlins that’ll do th- nm, ugur’s got it.

I lived with a friend for a year and our buying a bong together was basically what choosing a baby will probably be like in the future. Neither of us are gay but it was our baby.

Oh it can go on, this is going to get much much worse before there’s even a hint of decency. Remember that old bit — Once as tragedy, twice as farce

Jesus God, I just bury myself in work/pot until ‘ol JBS the third tries to take it away. One of my cousins is, shall we say a proponent (<- big word twice in one day, yay!) of legal mari-wana and his arsenal shall prove that before Gee-awd!!

So, was it fake news that there’s going to be an eclipse over the US in august?

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This kind of logic lines up perfectly from a certain point of view. Watch it for about thirty seconds (from 2:14) and tell me that didn’t cheer you up!

Once again, I mostly agree with you. BUT and it is a big but, You will not have it, period.

I just finished reading “Justice at Nuremburg.” If you can get the past the testimony of soap and other such fantasies it’s downright terrifying.

Honestly, I’ve been pretty goddamned scared (excuse this massive carrot) and even with the court (ostensibly) on the side of basic goddamn humanity.

I am sitting here, boxers/tshirt, munching on a carrot much bigger than myself and I ask ‘why?’

I mean let’s not beat around the bush, eh?

Wait, Kara! I know you’ve probably seen this a million times but is was just perfect!!

Dear Joanna,

Oh sure, sex is one option but it is worthless in the face of glazed and cream-atic- fuck stickes like whatever his name is...

and then you start to dislike Sam Bee for her thigh gap; it’s already happened!!1

A classmate, Linsey always always had machine-like precision. If we had smart phones back then I’d have taken a picture because ho-lee-crap she could shame a monk with her handwriting.

Tina Fey (as Palin) will go down in history as one of the greatest political jokes EVAR

Dear Joanna

Obligatory:

I tried I did but the Joe Biden memes are legion.