Dear Kara,

Hey, I want Joanna as my valentine...if ony she’d lay off the almonds.

Well I’m returning to my roots by playing Call of Chernobyl.

At this point canned food and shotguns won’t get you very far. At most it will be a slow grind into further poverty over the next decade or so. But there is hope.

The problem is that the limited Chinese Nuclear arsenal can only land on the west coast which is a major economic player.

I only knew of the START treaty, as a kid, thanks to Kojima. Then it became SALT or something and when I had to refer to it nobody knew what I was talkinga bout.

I mean I’m not aversed to that per se but

I keep saying there isn’t much point in worrying about the future because there’s not going to be one.

Monocles are for (evil) Germans, (evil) Space-Germans, and (evil) Aliens.

Wonderful piece! Now do the dogs of the Moscow Underground!

 Yeah and Bryce Dallas Howard as Hillary Clinton.

Oh yeah, just want to add that we dont hate you!! A small group of fanatics hates you. Most Americans are kind and generous people but you only ever hear about the crazies.

1. They’re from the Middle East so Terrorism

Whomever you are, you are better qualified to be President. So when can we expect you?

*My Eyes!*

Jesus fuck, run for Preznit!

What’s really scary is wondering whether simply being a US citizen is still an advantage.

As Callyson says “FFS!”

That’s it. There is no ‘there’ there.