“Who put those crabs there?”

So the fact that he was there (in lieu of a nuclear strike) was basically admitting that he’s expendable.

But it was just an extrapl-bong rip-lation!1

It’s not for nothing but his nickname was well-known years before he even came close to power.

I still have Al Frankens Book.

“He’s ino-cent!” to the tune of some thirteen million dollars.

Here in Seattle they used to deliver by bicycle. Now it’s polluting cars and people that eat meat. Good Gravy. Still good shit!

Frowny

“Hey, my birthday is easy to remember, it’s a week after Hitler.”

It’s the Hearts of Iron 3 syndrome:

Dr. Farls knows his stuff and here we are debating which end of the carrier we’re going to launch WW-ei-ei-ei from.

16 Aug 2002

As somebody has probably mentioned, the only difficulty in that idea is actually finding a Unicorn; if they were serious. It’s impossible to tell these days.

Just don’t be like Maureen Dowd and eat the whole bag.

*Quick somebody get Tyra in a burkini!*

And you expected...?

Und zen zey screem “Furst Amendmant!”

It’s fear/cowardice/etc. Like Dear Leader, he knows the lay of the land, whether or not he can actually admit it.

A group of us went to Dr. Cues one night and there was a group of Japanese kids clustered around the TV.