“Who put those crabs there?”

So the fact that he was there (in lieu of a nuclear strike) was basically admitting that he’s expendable.

Somehow, someway this is going to wind up on some obscure pr0n site..

Patton was a fan of trucks and pack animals; something Eighth Army disdained.

But it was just an extrapl-bong rip-lation!1

It’s not for nothing but his nickname was well-known years before he even came close to power.

I still have Al Frankens Book.

“He’s ino-cent!” to the tune of some thirteen million dollars.

Here in Seattle they used to deliver by bicycle. Now it’s polluting cars and people that eat meat. Good Gravy. Still good shit!

Frowny

“Hey, my birthday is easy to remember, it’s a week after Hitler.”

It’s the Hearts of Iron 3 syndrome:

Dr. Farls knows his stuff and here we are debating which end of the carrier we’re going to launch WW-ei-ei-ei from.

Baloney, Hudson Hongo isn’t a real name.

In the giant circle-jerk that is the inner/net

Nothing quite like seeing “Kim Kardashian/Miley Cyrus/Jessica Simpson/Katy Perry/Bernard Law Montgomery/Lady Gaga/Christina Agu -- wait...

16 Aug 2002

As somebody has probably mentioned, the only difficulty in that idea is actually finding a Unicorn; if they were serious. It’s impossible to tell these days.

So its peeing in the pool from here to eternity.