Too late, the noxious meme has been pumped into the dead-ender closed-loop ecosystem, where it will linger until the heat death of the universe. It is now beyond our reach, and it’s our job to recognize that arguing with your uncle or your redneck high school classmate about it on Facebook is wasted time in its purest…

Years ago, my Fox News-watching dad came over for a visit and gave my son Bill O’Reilly’s book for teenagers. My son said “Thanks Grandpa” and after my folks went home, my kid tossed the book in the garbage. He was 14.

Suck it, fucko.

Except Cotton would break that little bitch in about five seconds.

Every time I see him I think of Cotton Hill.

Meanwhile back in Washington...

Part of me knows that battleships are both impractical and just as vulnerable to air attack, and the current doctrine has done away with such gunships, but part of me also wants to see these big floating fortresses get backup from big, bad, 9-barrel motherfuckers similar to Missouri and Iowa.

Always relevant

This is and has been my take away. It drives me crazy that they refuse to see that it’s also their right to not have you there. You’re free to speak elsewhere.

“I’m an American. I have constitutional rights.”

It’s exactly what I expected. But it’s disheartening that he has so many supporters.

Anyone watch Richard Spencer’s speech from Auburn University last night? It was atrocious. The Q&A portion was even worse.

There’s no good option for these racists. If you allow them, not only do you damage your reputation but you do risk security concerns. Both far-left and far-right groups go to these looking for a fight. But if you ban them, they act the martyr (when do they not?) and it fuels their perverse and sick narratives.

“They can’t stop me,” she said. “I’m an American. I have constitutional rights.”

No one ever would have predicted that in 2017 Tyra would be more relevant than Lindsey Lohan.

Tell me how you really feel.

Damn. The thought of the chant made me literally get goosebumps. Literally literally.